Past: Ben Rosen

What does information technology mean to have dumps like a truck? Does Sisqo have the ability to fly? Should we let Ja Rule anywhere most lavish beachside parties? All these questions will be answered equally we revisit "Thong Song ', one of the Dumbest Music Videos. '

We open in Miami, where Sisqo is on the phone with a friend. He 's ready to go to a huge Bound Interruption political party, but is stuck at abode because CLIP: "I 'm just waiting for this girl to bring my daughter back. They went to the mall or something. ' You can tell Sisqo is a dandy father because he left his daughter with someone whose name he doesn 't know and then he isn 't even certain where they went. The random woman watching his girl comes home, give thanks God, and reads a mag while admiring Sisqo 's trademark silver hair. But so his daughter interrupts, with a tiny, mysterious slice of textile. What could it be? Sisqo will spend the next 3 minutes explaining. '

Buses from all over the country arrive in South Beach to drib off women in thongs, and men who want to expect at them while saying things like hubba hubba and hominahominahomina. Sisqo twirls the thong in front end of his daughter like a psycho and so puts on semi-fingerless gloves for reasons that are mysterious but, based on everything else in the video, are presumably exist sexual in nature. '

Sisqo meets up with some friends and hops in a convertible, and so they can speed down the highway and talk about how much they like thongs. They bulldoze up onto the beach, which co-ordinate to the Metropolis of South Embankment, is a $46 fine every bit well in improver to towing and impoundment of his vehicle. Sisqo 'south Spring Break is Not off to a great start. '

Just then Sisqo finds a group of women who are sunbathing on the beach, and decides to go their attention by being super annoying. He dances in front of them, does cartwheels and even a flip. They largely ignore him because who wouldn 't. Then he says a thong looks great on a women who has dumps like a truck, as well as thighs like what. Truck sized dumps might make y'all think of Jurassic Park, but Sisqo told the Huffington Post he simply meant he likes a adult female who backs up her butt when she twerks, like a dump truck moving in reverse. Whatever you say, Sisqo, but at that place had to have been a meliorate way to put that. '

Back at the Spring Break party, Sisqo 's rapper friends arrive to admire the butts. LL Absurd is having such a good time, he doesn 't fifty-fifty article of clothing his trademark Kangol hat. Redman hops off a fume filled motorbus from New York. And Ja Rule is- wait, Ja Rule is at that place? If at that place 's one matter nosotros learned from watching seven Fyre Fest documentaries, information technology 's that you don 't want Ja Rule involved with a beachside music festival. '

Sisqo joins his friends for a little dance surrounded by dancing women and…this guy. After causing a small convulsion, he flies upwardly to the top of a homo pyramid. The team from Cheer has nothing on Sisqo and his assembly. On the other hand, if he has the ability to do these kinds of acrobatic stunts, it makes you wonder why they included this move hither.

Day turns to nighttime and Sisqo throws a big dance party nether a blacklight, and considering it 's Spring Break, things wait surprisingly stain complimentary. An orchestra is lit by fireworks and joins Sisqo to play the Thong Song 'southward iconic cord part. Did you know that Sisqo originally wanted to sample the Beatles classic "Eleanor Rigby '? According to Billboard, he didn 't want to pay for the rights so the producer crafted a soundalike rails. So if you 're wondering why this song brings you to tears, that may be why. You likewise but might love thongs. '

Ordinarily this is where the story of this dumb music video would stop, but in 2017 Sisqo recorded a remix and released a new video, with even more butts, and a model inexplicably going to a vending auto and inexplicably purchasing something called Thong Chips. Considering, you encounter, the Thong Song was so powerful, it led to not just 1, but two, Dumbest Music Videos. '

Writer: Ben Rosen

Editor/GFX: Bryan Wieder